Harry Potter + Funny

Harry Potter! Wow, potty fever (explosive bum gravy)! Everyone loves it right? What with the magic and the wands. Everyone is excited?

In light of the magical festivities I want to share some Harry Potter related fun with you all.

1. Wand Wang Game: You need to have access to the Harry Potter books to play this game. 450 million have been sold, so chances are some of you will have a copy. The game is very easy, everytime you see the word “wand” replace it with “wang”.

e.g.

“Oh move over.” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang and tapped the lock and whispered “Alohomora.”

Harry took the wang he felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end of his wang.

I am immature yes, but this really is a great game and I applaud the genius behind it.

2. Photoshop Fun

Have you ever wanted to see Ron's rugged face on Hermione's fine body and vice versa? Well you are in luck, my fucked up friend!

3. Unrelated to Harry Potter and not at all funny…
Yeah this is really what I wanted to tell everyone. I recently wrote some “flash fiction” for another blog. The style is very different to what you see on this blog, so that is interesting for those who want to see me out of my element (which is primarily comedy). The blog, fictionandfoibles, is very good. They marry wonderful sketches with intriguing short stories.

Check Fiction and Foibles Out Now!!!

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2 Responses to Harry Potter + Funny

  1. Maxim says:

    I love that immature wang humor. It’s so stupid but I really love it. I’m one of those guys who when playing mad-libs would just put “fuck” in every space. Didn’t make sense but it was hilarious.

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