Category Archives: Nature

Warning: May contain nuts

Are you allergic to delicious Brazil Nuts? Are you a woman lady thing? If you answered yes to both of the questions then I have some very important health advice for you. The brazil nut allergen is the only one … Continue reading

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Pandas are jerks

I am jealous of pandas and I hate them a lot. Everyone loves pandas, but why do we love them so much? The reason is because they are nearly extinct. Why are they nearly extinct? It is because they are … Continue reading

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I am such a horrible HOMOPHOBE!

By now, readers of this blog know that the blogger of this blog is a big, smelly racist. He has vented angrily his displeasure of filthy, stinking ethnic minorities on several occasions, spreading his vile and detestable brand of intolerant … Continue reading

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Naïve Animals

The OED has recently announced that they will remove the words naïve and gullible from the dictionary. What a terrible joke. I would not at all be surprised if you were to click away in disgust. However the lame introduction … Continue reading

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Fuck a Horse

Search Engine Terms are a great little post for when you do not want to post anything but feel you should. And for my delightful little blog, the most unique and interesting one thus far has been “fuck a horse”. … Continue reading

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FISH!

HAPPY FISH SAD FISH NOT A FISH Seriously though, the sad fish is a blobfish. It is indigenous to Australia and it is facing extinction, so it has a lot of reasons to be sad. If you are sad, think … Continue reading

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